Pie quote of the day.

"I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains. So that when they hit something, it's at least a little bit funny. 'He's dead, but there's a cream pie right in his face. Which is a little bit funny, sergeant, I have to admit.'"

--Demitri Martin

Pie quote of the day.

"You put candles in a cake, it's someone's birthday. You put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen."

- Jim Gaffigan